Motherfucking static site generator

Build a motherfucking static blog in (milli)seconds.

Inspired by motherfucking website and better motherfucking website

License

This generator is released under WTF Public License: I don't give a shit what you do with it.

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Features

• One motherfucking PHP file
• One dependency (Parsedown)
• No content? Empty site.
• Zero-conf. No front matter.
• No options, no flags, no CLI arguments.
  Just run the damn script to build your shit in milliseconds.

and

• translations
• customizable templates
• more to come

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Installation

You need a recent version of PHP: it's a motherfucking static generator, but it's modern.

Via git clone

git clone https://github.com/Arcesilas/motherfucking-static-generator.git
cd motherfucking-static-generator
php fucking-build.php

First time run:

• it downloads Parsedown.php so you don't have to give a shit about it
• it creates a content/ directory with a motherfucking first blog post
• it downloads default templates/ if directory is not present
• it builds your motherfucking blog

Via wget

You're probably lazy. And you're right. it's motherfucking efficient.

php <(wget -qO- https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Arcesilas/motherfucking-static-generator/main/fucking-build.php)

You're done.

Via Composer

You don't need this shit to build a motherfucking website.

CLI options

What?

Configuration

See configuration documentation.

Writing content

See content documentation.

Output

By default, output is placed in output/ directory. Yeah, I had to think hard for this one.

You can also configure it.

Preview

Ever heard about PHP built-in webserver? Just motherfucking use it:

php -S localhost:8000 -t output

Remember that PHP built-in webserver cannot handle motherfucking HTTP 404 by itself. Il you try a non existant URL, root index.html will be displayed

More docs

• templates
• translation

Issues

No warranty. No tests. No regrets.

If it breaks, it's probably your fault.