hacklab.js

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'Edinburgh Hacklab is part of the worldwide movement of Hackerspaces -\r\n' +
'shared spaces for people who mess around with technology for fun.\r\n' +
'By creating a shared space to do this, we provide access to better\r\n' +
'facilities than we could each have at home, as well as opportunities to\r\n' +
'collaborate, learn, and socialise.\r\n' +
'\r\n' +
'Open nights every Tuesday from 7pm, all welcome.\r\n' +
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'Studio S5 (buzzer #200)\r\n' +
'Out Of The Blue\r\n' +
'36 Dalmeny Street\r\n' +
'Edinburgh\r\n' +
'EH6 8RG\r\n' +
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'www.edinburghhacklab.com  irc: #edinhacklab on freenode\r\n\r\n';

var net = require('net');

var server = net.createServer(function (socket) {
      socket.end(poster);
      console.log(socket.remoteAddress)
});

server.listen(1337, "127.0.0.1");